Just for you, LC

 

HBD!

A Girlyskirt Chip Review

As my readership knows, a new flavour of chips always sends this blogger a-flitter...so, you can just imagine the thrill I experienced when my beautiful eyes fell upon this package of Polynesian-themed potatoes. Immediately, visions of juicy pineapples and pupu platters danced through my head...not to mention wahinis wading through the warm waters of Waikiki while white waves whoosh wildly around their womanhood. So excited was I to have my taste buds savour these Hawaiian delights that I actually slipped into a grass skirt (underwear being optional, of course) and took my ukulele in hand to help heighten the eating experience...but, alas, these slightly spiced-up BBQ bits of mediocrity did not live up to their island inspiration. If you ask me, they were more so-so than Don Ho. Sadly, my greetings of aloha were turned into a low ha ha, as the scheming corporate executives laughed at the ease with which I was duplicitously duped into purchasing their cunningly-conceived creation. It's true, I was conned by their sneaky Kon Tiki tactics. And, don't even get me started on the ginger-infused sea-salt. Ginger, my Mary-Anne! As for the wang-o-meter, it never got lei-ed at the luau. Therefore, I won't be making a big hula-baloo about these 4 inches of shrinky dinkiness.

And finally...

...the 60s.

 

 

As far as I'm concerned,

it's all about the boots.

By special request...

...here is the 80s version.

 

It's not about finding the differences...

...I just thought they could do with

a new 70s look.