Remember when LC said...

...she wanted to transgender.

 

Well, I ran some tests

and, I'm afraid, this is the result:

 

 

Note to LC: You might want to rethink

the whole thing.

Please Note:

Due to relocation and a general malaise

where the clientele is concerned,

Girlyskirt's Motel 69 will soon close its doors.

 

In its place, however,

coming this spring:

 

The CHOM Basement

 

 

Can a cocktail party be far behind?

 

In other news:

 

Mr. Balloonhead's dead.

 

 

Dead. Dead. Dead...Muffin???